Dear Brian Regan,
We would park four blocks away in 22 degree weather any night of the week, just to hear you-- just to hear your Pop-Tart bit and learn about your UPS girth issues.
We'll never forget "chicken muskrat" and "tuna fish sandwich." Never.
My sides still hurt.
We love you, Brian Regan, and we hereby crown you King of Comedy.
Nathan, Rebekah, Keli and Chris (Thanks for laughing as hard as we did, guys--we had a great time.)