Twitter-Nate

Thought I'd share Nathan with you all today. I so love his tweets. Here's a glimpse of my funny-honey:

My tooth thanks you, God, for enamel. My coffee cup does not.10:45 AM Jul 31st
Hot coffee, photo treatments for a friend, Prospekt's March in the 'phones. I win.8:10 PM Jul 28th
I'm soaked. But I have free Sbux.8:11 AM Jul 21st
T-shirt at church: "Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two extra lives."6:15 PM Jul 19th
"Don't you PUT that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!!"8:30 PM Jul 17th
Romo and Simpson split! WE'RE GOIN' TO THE SUPER BOWL, 'BOYS!!5:49 PM Jul 13th
Let's not call today "Monday." Let's call it "BlisteringAssaultofaDay."10:19 AM Jul 13th
Big Web day ahead. Lots of video chats between here and Austin. Now, if only I could get my programmers out of bed...6:12 AM Jul 9th
When used to designing on a Mac, a PC makes design feel like someone's stomping on the brakes every couple of minutes...12:33 PM Jul 8th
Us: "Happy birthday to you, happy birthd--" // Lilly: "Doh-wannit!!"7:24 AM Jul 3rd
Boss just bought Andy's for everyone. I declined. I feel victorious. And terribly sad.2:09 PM Jul 2nd
HOLY COW. "Jaws" is playing all week at the Palace! I've NEVER seen this on the big screen. AWE. SOME. Bring on the shark!5:59 AM Jun 26th
Sporting a brand new car today! And by "car" I mean "flip-flops."10:03 AM Jun 25th
Hard morning's work. Home now with kiddos. Sprinkler is mos def part of the afternoon...come on home, sweetie!11:48 AM Jun 24th
Two things: 1) Ian jumped off the diving board for the first time; 2) I eliminated nigh unto thousands of Japanese Beetles. A good night.7:33 PM Jun 17th
Monday happened, like, all over the place today.2:17 PM Jun 15th
Yesterday, Ian learned to http://virb.com/nathanwilli...7:08 AM Jun 13th
Most jarring phrase heard today: "...robotic gynecological surgery..."11:20 AM Jun 11th
Tastes never to be combined: vinegar and coffee. Don't ask HOW I know; just accept THAT I know.10:57 AM Jun 3rd
:90 script clocks in at 3 min, 45 sec. Think anyone will notice?8:46 PM May 28th
Rebekah rocks. Just try to keep up, ladies: http://yeebird.blogspot.com/8:15 AM May 23rd

And my favorite:
Everything I say and do is being displayed on a huge monitor in a conference room...pretty sure I feel a booger.7:37 AM Jul 20th

Tweets from:
http://twitter.com/williams_n